Posts Tagged "mommy time"

Parents Don’t Get Holidays Off!

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Parents Don’t Get Holidays Off!

It has been a long f@#king week! Oh yeah, you better cover your ears because it’s about to get “diaper rash raw” in this joint. Traveling to see both sets of families during the holidays (long distance) with two infants and a toddler is enough to make any reasonable parent curse. S Dot (the two year old) has unlimited energy and his favorite word is “No!”, Old Man (the younger more menacing looking twin) was in a fussy mood because his twin brother (The Lion) was sick and therefore received more attention. Now Lion wasn’t your average “baby sick”…a few coughs and the sniffles. He was...

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If I Had A Clone…

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If I Had A Clone…

If I had a clone, how easy it would be The things I would accomplish would be no small feat. The first clone would be dedicated to my son She would never tire of reading stories and would always be ready to run. Still, my list is too long, how will I achieve it At least three more clones are surely needed! One for my job, Dedicated and true, She would handle all the crap I hate to do. The second would be the Cinderella of the crew Washing and cleaning and cooking too. The third would focus on my personal upkeep Push-ups don’t do themselves, nor do my hair or my feet. My brows would stay...

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Complain At Your Own Risk!

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Complain At Your Own Risk!

I have a friend named Monée. No matter how upset, frustrated or annoyed I become with my husband her advice is always the same, “Work It Out Because There Ain’t Nothing Out Here”! Today, I was complaining to her about my husband who had just left town for business. I love him dearly but last night I was looking forward to putting S Dot to bed and having the entire house to myself. I had just poured a glass of wine, I looked horrible in the most comfortable way and I was feeling good. But, just as soon as I turned on the baby monitor and settled in for a little “me time” the phone rings. It’s...

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