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Cosmetic Surgery: Sign Me Up?

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Cosmetic Surgery: Sign Me Up?

Mommy Magician:          Gather round children. Would you like to see a magic trick? <magician sticks fist through the middle of her stomach> Children:                                Eww, Yuck! How did you do that? Mommy Magician:          It’s called Diastasis Recti. Children:                                 What does that mean? Mommy Magicians:        It means that when you little creeps were born, you split your mother’s abdominal muscles and her stomach has never looked right since! If God gave women the blessing of childbirth, than the devil is responsible for her body’s...

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